That’s the sun, dawg!
Keeping up the appearance of triboluminescence
”No, Dad! You mushed it up a little while ago!”
“Then he went back into the crevice.”
”Din ́t fink yer had dat kinda strempf in yer, kid!”
“Pierce told him.”
“The royal pair of trousers is of no particular interest here!”
“Not all too long ago the earth was still flat. And there was nothing you could do about it…!”
Lowest state of energy. On stability in and outside of physics.